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WeSwersOnTehPreshis

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My Bio
We was much like a Hobbitsis once. (Not stupid fat hobbit, but nice skinny hobbit what gives Smegol his tasty fish.) We then throttled our best friend Cheeseball or Dorito (I forget his name) so we could tooks the Precious! Now we lives in a cave, not far from Shee-slob the spider! I make good arts to post on Deviant Art but Gollum always says they sucks.

Favourite Visual Artist
The people what draws the CGI backgrounds for this movie trilogy
Favourite Movies
"Lord of the Rings," "Lord of the G-Strings," "Accepted," "Spaceballs"
Favourite TV Shows
"Alf," "Columbo," "Hogan's Heroes," "Wonder Woman," "Saul of the Mole Men," "Stripperella"
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
S-Club 7, Abba, Fleetwood Mac
Favourite Books
Lord of the Rings, Bored of the Rings, Barry Trotter, Twilight
Favourite Writers
Oscar Wilde, J.R.R. Tolkin, J.K. Rowling
Favourite Games
RIDDLES!
Favourite Gaming Platform
My cave
Tools of the Trade
My front incissors
Other Interests
My Precious, fish, riddles, splashing about like a lunatic
We is recently relieased from the Houses of Heeling since falling into a volcano and getting 7th degree burns. But Smegol is heeled now and u know wat? WE STILL DONT HAS OUR PRECIUS! For any information on the werebots of our precious we is offering a cash reward of 10 tasty fish, hardly even bitten on, and also a dirty loin cloth. Please keep your eyes peeld My preshious was last scene in the comapny of a fat hobbit and a hobbit who looked like he really needed to fart.
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Your profile made me laugh hysterically.  Have a llama! (please don't eat it)
LOL this whole thing is great
hi, Gollum/smeagol. I like you like A LOT. you are my most fav person in the lord of the rings.
Thank yous kind sirs! We is mots honored to be your favorite LOTR person! What makes us yoo favrites? 
you are welcome! your life story and your funniness too. XD
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We has seven more personalities that WE doesnt even know about yet!